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HR Howlers – How not to do it…

It must be said that our experienced HR and Health & Safety consultants have had to deal with some very ‘interesting’ issues in their careers before working at Park City. As such, we thought you might enjoy reading and viewing some of these “Halloween Howlers”.

‘Top 10’ Personnel ‘Issues’…

10. Employee to Disciplinary Investigation Panel:
“It’s clearly not gross misconduct. I didn’t hit him with the end of the shovel that you’re thinking of…”

9. Sales call to prospective client:
“So do you have any personnel issues at your company?”
“Not really, we just tell them to **** off!”

8. Employee to Disciplinary Investigation Panel:
Employer: “So what exactly were you doing in the middle of the office, alone, with your pants down?”
Employee: “Well I was sweaty, so I was having a quick wash”

7. Call for Advice:
Consultant: “So obviously you told him that he had the right to appeal?”
Employer: “Yes, I told him he did but not to bother, because we won’t change our minds.”

6. Call for Advice:
Employer: “To be honest, I never really liked him so I’ve just sacked him. What do I do now?”

5. Call for Advice:
Consultant: “So is there any base to her claim do you think?”
Employer: “Look, all I did was tell her that I wasn’t going to employ her because, in my experience, there was a pretty good chance that at her age she would soon be pregnant.”

4. Minutes from Disciplinary Investigation Hearing:
Employee – We were busy preparing for the staff christmas party and got bored. So we decided to start drinking [the company’s alcohol] and have a naked party.
Boss – And how exactly did that get onto YouTube?

3. Minutes from Disciplinary Investigation Hearing:
Meeting start: 9:02am
Boss – How do you plead?
Worker – Guilty.
Boss – Agreed
Meeting finish: 9:02am

2. Employer discusses meeting an ex-employee in the street after losing tribunal:
Consultant: “So what exactly happened?”
Employer: “Well I saw him outside court, I went to shake his hand and I accidentally caught his head with my elbow”

1. Overheard in a prospective client’s workplace:
Employer: “Oh don’t talk to me about the Equality Act you stupid old woman…”

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Saul HunnaballSaul Hunnaball
15:44 12 Aug 22
We have worked with Park City for our HR and Health and Safety support for many years now and have always received an excellent service.Carley is our Consultant and she is always so helpful, as are... her colleagues when she is unavailable.I would highly recommend Park City.read more
Lea CuttingLea Cutting
08:31 27 Jul 22
Park City have worked with us for many years, advising and guiding us regarding HR and Health & Safety, along with supplying valuable training.We work with many people in several areas of expertise,... Sara Godfrey, Jennie Galione, Ashley Williams, Sam Parcell, Stephanie Devans, Poppy Hayhoe.They build confidence within our company and are always available with support and advice.They provide a consistent, professional, hands-on service, second to none!Thank you from DH Industries Limited.read more
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11:12 20 Jul 22
The team at Park City offer us the right level of service needed to confidently run a small business. They keep us up to date with UK policy HR requirements, help us manage any staff changes or... issues and policy documents. The team are informed, friendly and remain professional in my experience.read more
Tracy MeadTracy Mead
07:12 20 Jul 22
The DS Group have been working with Park City now for a number of years and we have found their HR services to be invaluable. The service received is always to the highest professional standards and... they have assisted our business in becoming more efficient and effective in all HR matters.My consultant Sam Parcell is always on hand to help answering any questions quickly and professionally and she offers vital guidance, advice and support to us.We as a company will continue to use Park City’s services for many years to come and we cannot recommend them enough!Tracy Norton-Mead, Operations Director at the DS Group.read more
Katie HerbertKatie Herbert
13:35 07 Jul 22
We have worked with Park City for almost 10 years and have built up a great professional relationship over the years. The team are so friendly and helpful, and nothing is ever too much of an ask for... any of them. Our main HR contact is Carley, who is lovely, and she is very prompt in dealing with any queries we have regarding our 100+ staff. We would highly recommend their services for any local business.read more
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